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larry2luv4b 65M
1518 posts
2/6/2011 6:23 am

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said, "So why are you here?"

The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do ? "
" Gonna cut my nutz off," came the reply from the yellow Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."

The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked, "Why are you here?" The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nutz too," the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here? "I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see." Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
started hammering away."

The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
"So, it's nutz off for you too, huh?"

The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped! "

Gyjlizer 45F

2/6/2011 6:46 am

OH, groan!!!!!

A smart woman in a short skirt is a smart woman who knows how to flirt...

_Lucy__ 33F

2/6/2011 8:26 am

Thanks for the laugh!


Bruja 66F
2260 posts
2/6/2011 8:39 am


The wealth of a soul is measured by how much it can feel; its poverty by how little. W. R. Inge

neonlights 72F

2/6/2011 9:14 am

Oh My...Blushing

boogie7103 71F
7115 posts
2/6/2011 9:34 am

Good one!

earthytaurus3 76F
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2/6/2011 10:08 am


AneMac 63F
17742 posts
2/6/2011 10:12 am

Good one! Hugs, Ane and Shirley

Love is a picture postcard life.

Abelle2 75F
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2/6/2011 1:58 pm

lumpocoal2 65M

2/6/2011 3:10 pm