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What's new? Someone I hadn't spoken for awhile asked me... What's new? same shit.. different days.. The shit flies, the time flies.....and most of the time my flies open. People tell me.. I should "zip it up".. but I'm losing my "filters".. When life becomes faster and more of a "pisser'... and you are getting slower... You need 2 be prepared. I also leave the toilet seat up all the time.. and don't pick up my underwear, socks, or my feet. so that really hasn't changed! I also still put on my pants one leg at time.. just takes a lot longer. I tried buying and wearing "New Balance" but the "sneaker" didn't work I get 2 binge watch series over and over again... like their brand new. I never throw anything away. if everyday I would throw away something I wore IT would take 5 years for m e2 die naked, So I keep thinking.. I''ll never have 2 do laundry again. A good day is when I go 2 bed not wearing the Same thing I got up in. The funniest things.. happen when you're old.. At least that's my way of dealing with it. LMAO!" |
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I think laughter becomes more important in our lives as we get older. Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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Sometime I think...life is a joke 
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9/29/2021 7:32 pm |
Well Jiminy it seems you have finally realized the secret to longevity. LOL I do not have anything to worry about. My ex wife once told me I would live forever because only the good people die young. LOL I didn't see any reason to extend that argument. LOL But I am worried about my tractor. It may croak any day now. I have done worn the seat completely out and I have been searching the internet for a reclining tractor seat but the Chinese must not make them. LOL Party On!
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Well Jiminy it seems you have finally realized the secret to longevity. LOL I do not have anything to worry about. My ex wife once told me I would live forever because only the good people die young. LOL I didn't see any reason to extend that argument. LOL But I am worried about my tractor. It may croak any day now. I have done worn the seat completely out and I have been searching the internet for a reclining tractor seat but the Chinese must not make them. LOL Party On! Stop reading the Farmer Almanac......You need to go to farmers.com.. It not about how you overall fill your time.. it about how your time can fill your "overalls" There's a huge difference between venerable and vulnerable.. It's the difference between old and broken down You reap what you sow....unless your "harvester" is broken.. You need a new slant on life........Gin singing won't help you out....Try a little.. "Saki it to me" You can't "dance "... if its too wet to plow! Putting lipstick on the "Pig"..... doesn't mean it's a pig no more. Yes... your tractor had better days...A recliner may solve your problem .. but not your tractors..or even your dis-tractors. A new recliner for your tractor... WTF? You need to stop planting yourself.. Like a sack of potatoes.. and Start growing a sack of 'love spuds" Your eX.. Never really thought you were a 'bad' guy.. it was just your tractor stopped being sexy. "She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always starin' at me While I'm chuggin' along She likes the way it's pulling while we're tillin' up the land She's even kinda crazy 'bout my farmers tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy" Party on! LOL I usually want people to think about it.. but in your case thinking about it is the problem! Women got the "Me Too" movement.. for you and I...I'm starting a new one.. the "Me Too" no-movement . I think I saw a picture of you firebombing a Democrat "Head"quarters in Austin... Or maybe that was another homophobic Texan..... Don't worry. I won't tell Tonto. Hi... oh Silver! I don't know if it was you.... but it could have been "Abbott"... and Costello
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9/30/2021 2:00 pm |
Dang Jiminy you have obviously been out in the sun too long. LOLOL The tractor song does apply here but the song Old Country is more fitting. LOL Party On!
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9/30/2021 2:22 pm |
Old Country Mark Chesnut u tube
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Dang Jiminy you have obviously been out in the sun too long. LOLOL The tractor song does apply here but the song Old Country is more fitting. LOL Party On! Counting his "planting.. but not his yield just sitting and waiting for the sun to go down From a twilight that never seems to back down Where once he could fly by the seat of it pants In the Do's of the morning...Not the twilight can'ts His mind could wander in his field of dreams With big wheels turning and a smile on high beams But the lights went out, and the wheels stopped turning The cant's took over.....but not the yearning thinking how it once was...Could be made finer If only, the seat of his pants got a new recliner
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9/30/2021 6:46 pm |
Jiminy I am proud to know that I have inspired your poetic capability to higher levels. LOLOL Thanks for allowing me to comment on your blogs. I've been messing up and on several naughty lists lately. I would feel down about it but why? The party goes on in spite of the bullshit. LOL Party On!
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Jiminy I am proud to know that I have inspired your poetic capability to higher levels. LOLOL Thanks for allowing me to comment on your blogs. I've been messing up and on several naughty lists lately. I would feel down about it but why? The party goes on in spite of the bullshit. LOL Party On! You know the greatest gift you can give somebody is getting them to think.. To not agree and discover who you are.. but discover who they are.. You have given me... a new meaning to PARTY ON.. It's not about taking one thing too seriously.. It about a relative perspective.. that doesn't diminish.. but enhances...what you got, In relationship to what you want. Sometime we need to be told.. not to go to the party, not to become the party, but we are already at the party.
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10/1/2021 3:33 pm |
Many years ago a lady friend gave me some advice that I use most every day.. She said we all have choices we can choose to be miserable or we can chose to enjoy. Party On! LOL
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10/1/2021 3:59 pm |
Actually When I had the business we designed aparatus so back to back boat seats would recline or let down into a bed. Then we made The plastic injection molds to manufacture multiples. When the products became successful out in the market ---the Chinese knocked off the design & within 2 years we could find Made in China on things almost identical to what we designed. LOL I could make a reclining tractor seat but I refuse to do China any more favors. LOLOL I should make a drone & send them a little sack of ashes. LOL But what the heck it was time to retire anyway with all the loot. Party On!
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Many years ago a lady friend gave me some advice that I use most every day.. She said we all have choices we can choose to be miserable or we can chose to enjoy. Party On! LOL I hate "Misery".. but then again. Im from Kansas
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