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Joke -- Just A Joke -- c&p For his birthday, little Johnnie asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, ", we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $500,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."  The next day the father saw little Johnnie heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, ", where are you going?" Little Johnnie told him "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $500,000 mortgage & no bike!"    The positive is there. Sometimes it's just hard to find. |
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3/10/2009 9:32 pm |
I think Johnny left because his Mom was screaming at his Dad; You're What?? You selfish SOB, can't you just wait one time for me? Just once???? OK, (sigh) then go find Bob.... LOL
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