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starwomyn 70F
5429 posts
6/24/2008 4:07 pm

Last Read:
6/26/2008 1:55 pm

How To Make A Sushi Chef Lose It (C&P)


“Hold the onions and slap some gravy on the fries willya?”

Send back every piece of Nigiri and yell, “Don’t you people know what medium-well means?”

Ask for ketchup.

“I’ve don’t know what’s in sushi, but it sure is good! Just glad there’s no seafood in it cause I’m deathly allergic to fish.”

Tell the chef his sushi was, “Not as good as the refrigerated sushi at Costco.”

“Waaassssssaaaaaaaabbbbiiiiiiii!”

“What is this sh.....? It looks like raw fish and rice.”

“My goldfish died today. Can we eat him?”

“I’ll take a breast and thigh meal.”

“Are the Godzilla rolls really made from Godzilla?”

Yell that you HAVE FOUND NEMO!

Start doing the JAWS theme!

Tell the Chef that you LOVED HIM IN THE KARATE !


Abracadabra


kno2chuz 71M

6/24/2008 4:33 pm

I'm sure those would be fun!!Is it FooGoo that is made from the carefully prepared deadly Puffer Fish?
Please,Star,if I should ever have dinner with you,do not pizz off the cook who prepares my food behind closed doors!!!
Thanks for the laugh!!


frenchsalsa2 77F
7809 posts
6/24/2008 7:02 pm

I luv Sushi (we both do) but this is hiliarious!!!