| Blogs > starwomyn > un·a·pol·o·get·ically STAR!!! |
|
Is The WallyWorld Produce Stand God Last week, I got a call from the Lead Assistant Manager, "Can you work Saturday? The Produce Department needs some help.......... AND we will do your 90 day evaluation on that day." So................ Saturday Morning, I found out WallyWorld's Top Selling Fruit.  One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana Four. I notice that there was fresh mud still clinging to some of the banana boxes. That come from some place in Central America. Years ago, I was told about an old Santeria Spell. Send an undesirable someplace far by mail mailing them dirt from that place.  > Chuckling, I pondered on the possibility of the Texas Dufus in Costa Rica. Heh! Heh! Heh!After the Banana's were happily in their place, I started stocking more produce including a box of Cucumbers. A Husband and his wife started inspecting the cucumbers in the box. "How much are they" the husband asked. "I am not sure, I can tell you once I find out where to stock them." I informed him. "Not to worry," his wife said as she grabbed a few of the cum cumber and placed them in her shopping cart and off they went. A young Gothic Man started inspecting the cucumbers. "How do you make cucumber slaw, he asked."  "That is an interesting concept, perhaps the same way you make coleslaw. There is a ready made coleslaw mix by the cabbage section. If that doesn't work, check out the cookbooks." The Young Gothic Man picked out some cucumbers out of the Box and added the ready made coleslaw in his cart. "I think I'll go check out the Cookbook section too." he commented as he left the produce section.NEXT!!!!! A group of ladies started checking out the box of Cucumbers. "How Much?" one of them asked. "I am not sure yet, I usually work in the Meat Section" I replied. "Who needs MEAT when there are so many marvelous VEGGIES," one of the ladies commented and soon the entire box of Cucumbers was gone.  After stocking everything else, I decided to immediately stock the next box of cucumbers before the customers got them all. The Price was Ninety Two Cents per Cucumbers. I personally don't understand the love affair with the cucumbers. I think it's a bland and dull vegetable but better than broccoli. But we all like different things. I was headed for the break room when I was stopped by the Co-Assistant Manager. That man has no idea the X rated thoughts that cross my mind whenever I graze upon his masculine spender. I have no clue if he is married, single or even straight. It doesn't matter anyway. It's much ado about Nothing because Management is not allowed to romance with the underling associated so.......... He will never know that I would like to compromise his virtue in the snow until it turns into a steaming puddle of whirling water in a jacuzzi while I pour pomegranate juice all over him and feed him strawberries. Heck Darn Blast and other Words to that Effect. Life on Life's Terms. The Co-Assistant Manager advised me that the Lead Assistant Manager completed the 90 day evaluation for him to go over with me. The Evaluation was good and I got a Raise.  Yippee!!!!!! My goal is to complete Six Months and trasfer someplace else. I am half way there so .......................    Abracadabra  |
|||
2/5/2008 9:17 am |
Hee, hee...after working for Wally World for 13 yrs.... don't you just "love" how they bribed you for that one, saying at the same time I'll do your evaluation? Typical. I remember when they were trying to introduce the well-rounded employee...the one who knew "how" to do everything including mixing paint and cutting chain? It kinda fell to the wayside, cause of course they never committed any extra time or money to accomplish that goal. Glad you got your raise and I love cucumbers, especially the tiny kirby's. I eat one almost everyday in salad. Oil, Vingegar, onion, salt and pepper, little sugar and some oregano. Hmmmmmm good!! Of course you have to love vinegar.
| ||
2/22/2008 4:27 am |
So whats the price on nanners?
|
×
×