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starwomyn 70F
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11/22/2007 6:19 pm

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11/23/2007 8:43 am

Two Turkeys Meet the President and Go To Disneyland to Live

Two Turkeys from Indiana by name of May and Flower received a Presidental Pardon from the Traditional Dinner Table. They were escorted to the White House by the Secret Service, where the President officially issued the pardon. They spent the night in the Lincoln Bedroom and the next day took a ride on Air Force One to DisneyWorld in Orlando Florida. They were Grand Marshalls in the Disney World Thanksgiving Parade. They will live their days blissfully goobling and dancing with Mickey.

In England, a Stowaway Piglet was was rescued from a plane. He was taken to an animal shelter but is expected to recieve a pardon from the Queen and spend the his day oinking and dancing with the Royal Ones at BuckingHAM Palace.

I know of a few turkeys and pigs of the two legged variety that I would like to see get pardoned and sent to Florida in the back of a SWIFT Reefer Truck but that's another story.



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