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Why is it that when you are not looking Earlier this week - I went to a Music Event. What those of us from the Woodstock Genteration call Old Fart Music but what the heck, it's better than sitting at home watching DVD's. My girlfriend came with me. I was not oppose to dance partners but not interested in a Lust Connection. When my friend and I found a table - we were joined by the man who propositioned me in the Church Parking Lot last month. We've been joking back and forth. I tell him that I require romancing before considering whoopie. He says No Way is he going to romance some woman! I laughed and told him that this may be his opportunity to be romantic but I don't consider it until the FIFTH Date! (The Power of ShenaLaGig allows me to change the rules if I want to)  I also ran into Mr. Lazerus and his Very Much Alive Wife. (the man who told me that is wife was in the spiritworld and wanted to know where his n00kie was after a cup of coffee.) I also ran into a Gentleman from Virginia that I dated last year. He was widower who talked and talked on our date. He was pretty beaten down when I first met him. What a difference a year makes. Before the end of the night - I was propositioned by the Lascivious Man who haunts Church Parking Lot and Mr. Lazerus (minus his wife). Yeah Sure! These guys can write the book on How NOT to get Laid! I have a Date with the Virginia Hottie tonight. Yea Ha! Abracadabra  |
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9/14/2007 11:10 am |
You go girl! You seem to have it going on!
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9/14/2007 12:11 pm |
I, on the other hand, could probably write the book on how to get laid. Rule no 1 - Don't brag about yourself. Be modest, yet confident. Rule no 2 - Listen to what the lady is saying with rapt attention, even if you have to fake it.
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