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Camping Misadventures and the Joys of Tofu Dogs This weekend, I dug my step-'s old tent out of my ex-hubby's closet. I borrowed his ice chest. Much to Ferlin's dismay, he got a bath. If that mutt is sharing a tent with me, he gets a bath.  This was going to be one of my "Men! Bah Humbug Weekends! It was my "Don't catch me on a Tequila nite mood", I'll fight every man in sight and blame all of them for my broken hearts. I wanted to be a wild woman and spend time in the wilderness. My g/f met me in the forest and together we figured out how to pitch the tent. The first time, I went solo camping, I couldn't figure the darn thing out and slept on top of it. We were sitting on the park table yaking when an incredible nice looking masculine person approached us. He introduced himself and went on his way. He was with a caving group. He was a Cancer but sure acted like a Gemini. He mentions that the locals like to make jokes about New Jersey Residents. I told him not to worry, I am from Los Angeles. The locals really think we are strange. After he left, my friend asked me, "Does this happen to you all the time. You do practice safe sex, don't you?" I advised her that sex was not the agenda for this weekend. "Why not," she asked me. After she left, he came back and invited me over to his campsite for coffee. My plan was to drive over to Dixons and purchase it. Later on, The New Jersey Cutie and his group decided to cook dinner at my campsite. I told them that I had sausages but plenty to go around. It's impossible to shop for just one. Chicken and Sausages went on the grill. Baked Potatoes and Corn went into the fire. The New Jersey Cutie built the fire quicker than I would have. Later on, I mentioned that they were eating tofu sausages. Ferlin didn't complain The next morning, they went caving and I went Geocaching. I wished I would have been crawling around in caves with them but that's life on life's terms  Abracadabra  |
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8/28/2006 5:54 pm |
Sounds like it was fun. Where do find the men?????????????? Send some my way. "D
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8/29/2006 4:33 am |
Very funny post...pass me another tofu dawg would you?
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8/29/2006 7:21 pm |
Gosh Star, you are tough and yes I would like to ask as GS4U, are you going to meet him again? 
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nope, New Jersey and I are not a love connection but he was interesting for a day or so. Abracadabra
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8/30/2006 10:14 am |
Hey Cutie....I thought you said...it was bah humbug to Men???? That N.J. "hottie"....worked his magic, quickly. Well...that's how those Cancerian men work. They don't waste any time... I have to admit to your friend, looking for sex in the woods, would be my last idea...of where to look and probably the "least" appealing... Barbie
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