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Would I Ditch My For A Man! No Way!!!!! Last Month - A Gentleman who just happens to be a Lawyer that I have known for a number of years told me that he had been interested in me all that time. We were discussing Pets. He mentioned that he has a cat that sleeps outside but he really didn't care for animals. I told him that Ferlin the mutt sleeps in my bedroom with his very own bed. Now he shares the bed with SidBocephus the Cat. The Gentleman's comment was, "You REALLY need a man!" He advised me that if He and I became an Item - Ferlin would go!!!!!!! Yeah Sure!!!! Ferlin is my loyal and faithful hiking buddy. If there is a bear on the trail, Ferlin will chase it away. He is also my protector. A few years ago, an intruder came into my home while I was asleep. I woke up and the intruder's hand was on my breast. I woke up, screamed and called him some very bad names. He ran out the apartment. I called the police. I wasn't hurt but my breast felt contaminated for about a week. It was alcoholic stupidity on the intruder's part - The DA was talking about 30 years for him. I told them that I thought that was extreme so he was able to pled it down to criminal trespassing. Nevertheless, the incident really makes me appreciate having a in the house. It turned out that the Lawyer's Interest in me did not extend beyond my Double DD's. He kept calling me Mommie!  When he discovered a tattoo on one of them. He advised me that I would have to have it removed if he and I were to become an item. It's a good thing he didn't see the other tattoos that I have. Later on, he commented that I am soooooo Californian that the average West Virginian man would not be a compatible match with me. Hey, an outdoorsy type of woman who is more comfortable in jeans and hiking boots than dresses suits most Appalachian Males just fine. Me thinks that Hating Barrister and the Star are NOT a love connection!!!!!! Ferlin Stays and it's Hasta La Vista Lawyer!!!!! Oh Well! Life on Life's Terms! A week later, I met a Virginia State Police Officer who has a named Belle. She is one of those foo foo weinner type dogs. Officer Cutie thinks Ferlin is awesome. He likes my tattoos and says my California Heritage makes me an exotic.  Abracadabra  |
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This guy actually disliked all animals. When I checked the lawyer's profile, his turn off's were tattoos, dancing, displays of affection in public and he wanted a woman who made $75.000 a year. The only thing we had in common was a mutual love of British Literature. Officer Cutie wins even with that ankle biting yapping foofoo mutt named Belle. Abracadabra
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7/19/2006 1:48 pm |
Glad that the lawyer showed his true feelings before you got involved. Officer cutie sounds very good to me.
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7/19/2006 5:41 pm |
Hello: Very funny all!!!! a little story: I have a 22 yr old daughter, she is a breeder (dogs) but also has cats and a horse and whatever else appears. every time we meet someone, friends or family they ask about her love life, I immediately say "If you know a man that's willing to sleep in the same bed with dogs please give us a call". She on the contrary says she gets more that enough grateful love from her pets.
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