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God and the Scientist A scientist declares himself to be the most intelligent man who ever lived.So intellegent in fact that he found a way to get up to Heaven and speak with God himself.The scientist says to God,"What are you good for exactly?"God replies,"I created the earth and all that is on it." The scientist says "No,you didn't create it all. I've gained the ability to clone sheep and cattle,I even cloned a human being.And,if I have uncovered the secret of life,why do we need you?" To this God said,"All right.we'll have a contest.We'll both create something and whomever does it best,will be god from now on." The scientist agrees.God bends down,grabs a fistful of soil and blows on it and a beautiful white dove appears and flies away.The scientist is unimpressed.He bends down and reaches for a fistful of soil and God says,"No way,man.Get your own dirt!"  Abracadabra  |
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5/17/2006 6:34 pm |
hehehehehehe I like this one. love moon
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