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starwomyn 70F
5258 posts
1/10/2022 12:08 am

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1/12/2022 5:15 pm

Dragons, Gargoyles, Scantily Clad Men & Drama Queen Karens

I have been living alone for a over SlX years and my life has been relatively quiet and drama free. My Higher Power has a wicked sense of humor. A woman that I have known for quite a few years have moved right next door to me. She has turned out to be a real Drama Queen Karen.

She quickly advised me that she didn't care for the XII Step community knowing that I am a major league XII Stepper. She didn't like my Quaker friends and she sure won't like my GOP friends. She has gotten mad at me for the most dumb azzzzz reasons. I have been unfriended at least five time. She blocked me until I turned off my internet. I let her use mine until she gets her own.

She got the message and came over to make amends. I know better than to hold grudges but my inclination is to distance myself in hopes that she will find her own people. Church people, hikers, cat rescue folks - whatever.

So last week, she revealed to the wrong person that her cat had fleas. The landlord came to her door and started banging on the door. Next, we got a love letter from Inspector G that he intends to check all the units for flea infested animals.

I sent him a assuring him that the dragons and gargoyles in my apartment do not have fleas. He sent a message that he had to inspect my unit anyway. Perhaps to look for scantily clad men in my bedroom Yeah Right!

I tend to be a night owl and sleep until noon. So on the day of the inspection, he banging on my door with two state troopers. Apparently they were looking for my to go over a statement that he made XV years ago about a cold missing person case. My is not involved in any crime. I was sleeping and didn't hear the banging.

The Male Drama Queen aka my landlord left me a message to call him. He advised me that when the State Police knock on my door, I REALLY should answer it. I don't wear hearing aids when I am alone in my abode. If I am in the other room, I don't hear a thing. He convinced that my s0n hiding in the apartment. I told him that I my s0n to let him know the police were L00king for him. My s0n told me that he had already talked to them later that day. The next morning, he went to police station to go over the statement that he wrote XV years ago.

The Landlord said he would be at my place at 1O oclock the next day. Telling me in advance is a good plan. He commented on the water on the living room floor and I pointed out his snow covered boots. I placed the picture of Burt Reynolds on my bedroom door his for benefit. The unit passed inspection with flying colors. Life on life's terms.




Abracadabra


starwomyn 70F
8872 posts
1/10/2022 2:17 am

Sometimes the only drama that happens is the drama generated by the trolls in SFF Blogland. It appears they took a vacation but the Drama Queen Trolls are BACK! Did C3 is now C9 have an encounter with the SFF Police? Now that she's paid her debt to society, perhaps she will behave better. . Hank could sober up and Many Profiles might write some better poetry. We should be so lucky?! Miracles do exist.

Abracadabra


Garth22 80F

1/10/2022 4:53 am

Not Into Poetry!! Sorry lol


Archer62 83F
7090 posts
1/10/2022 5:28 am

SOME NEIGHBORS SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED IN THE HOME. AND SINCE WHEN DO CATS AND DOGS NOT HAVE FLEAS? IT SORT OF COMES WITH THE TERRITORY EVEN WITH FLEA COLLARS AND SPRAYS.


TwilightSpirit 56F
1243 posts
1/10/2022 6:15 am

Oh my, what a couple days you had....hope there is time for a soothing cup of hot tea and some time to kick back and watch the poster. here is to a better rest of the week!


MrsJoe 76F
17388 posts
1/11/2022 7:26 am

I remember times of having a landlord who liked to do inspections.
The problem we had with one was that she didn't give notice, she waited until we were gone and then just went into our house. It had been her home and she moved to town, and was just a nosey type person. She had been a country neighbor of my husband's for all his life and just thought it was ok to invade our privacy like that.
We moved away from there as quickly as we could.


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Shartaun03 81F
6197 posts
1/11/2022 5:38 pm

Wow picture of Burt Reynolds on your bedroom door for your landlord's benefit. I didn't quite get that. Obviously you are a fan of Burt Reynolds. He was a character in his hey days. Glad to see you passed muster with your landlord.


Maudie1 74F
8151 posts
1/11/2022 10:42 pm

Good to see you got the thumbs up from your landlord.


starwomyn 70F
8872 posts
1/12/2022 3:19 am

    Quoting Shartaun03:
    Wow picture of Burt Reynolds on your bedroom door for your landlord's benefit. I didn't quite get that. Obviously you are a fan of Burt Reynolds. He was a character in his hey days. Glad to see you passed muster with your landlord.
I actually met Burt Reynold's when I was youngster and they were filming Dan August by our family's home. I loved him as the Bandit and some of the roles he played in his latter years. He was one of the first males to pose nude during the Women's Lib era. Playgirl came out shortly after he posed in Cosmopolitan. When the landlord insisted on looking in my bedroom, I joked about all the scantily clad males in there thus the Cosmopolitan photo on my bedroom door. It is actually the closest to a scantily clad male that I've had in my bedroom in years.

Abracadabra