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starwomyn 70F
5429 posts
8/25/2021 6:15 pm

Last Read:
8/26/2021 8:26 am

Biden and Health Care

Biden walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had.
He said, 'Shingles' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked me what he had. He said, 'Shingles...'
So the nurse gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found him sitting patiently in the nude and asked him what he had.
He said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
He said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to
unload 'em??'



Abracadabra


starwomyn 70F
8876 posts
8/25/2021 6:17 pm

“I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest


Abracadabra


waywardwind302 78M

8/25/2021 6:36 pm

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAM STAR U R SO FUNNY, JOE IS BEYOND SLOW HE IS JUST PLAIN STUPID


Daylilyishere 103F
56 posts
8/25/2021 6:56 pm

    Quoting waywardwind302:
    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAM STAR U R SO FUNNY, JOE IS BEYOND SLOW HE IS JUST PLAIN STUPID
Not as stupid as you are.


Nileyears 71F
4208 posts
8/25/2021 7:07 pm

What a great way to end the evening!! Thanks Star!!


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
8/25/2021 7:28 pm

This is so typical of Republicans.....It's exactly the sort of "joke" right-wingers posted about Obama, Michelle and Hillary.......Just make something up and pretend it's about the person you are trying to insult.....That's just pure laziness......


starwomyn replies on 8/25/2021 9:10 pm:
There were plenty of Trump, Melania, and Pence jokes going around. This is not England or Canada where jokes about royalty or politicians are banned.

waywardwind302 78M

8/25/2021 8:39 pm

    Quoting sparkleflit:
    This is so typical of Republicans.....It's exactly the sort of "joke" right-wingers posted about Obama, Michelle and Hillary.......Just make something up and pretend it's about the person you are trying to insult.....That's just pure laziness......
HAHAH LULU, HOW DOES A JOKE ABOUT BIDEN AFFECT U. WE ALL KNOW U LOVE BARRY AN MIKE N HILLS


waywardwind302 78M

8/25/2021 8:40 pm

LILLI, U GOT TO BE KIDDING, BIDEN IS BEYOND STUPID HE IS SENILE AND CONFUSED, IAM NOT SMAART BUT I IAM SMARTER THAN U


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
8/27/2021 10:20 pm

    Quoting sparkleflit:
    This is so typical of Republicans.....It's exactly the sort of "joke" right-wingers posted about Obama, Michelle and Hillary.......Just make something up and pretend it's about the person you are trying to insult.....That's just pure laziness......
What I said was "It's exactly the sort of "Joke" ......I wasn't referring to all jokes......the joke you posted is based on an imaginary situation......The jokes going around about Trump are based on actual situations and actions, not a made up one......see the difference?..........and jokes about politician and royalty are not banned in CanadaYou really are living in some alternate reality.