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HoraryAstrology - WhereDidStillWater2'sSocksGo? THE QUESTION!!!!!!!! STILLWATER2 WANTS TO KNOW??? I have 3,402.5 missing socks spanning a 59 year period of my life. Can you help me? Just teasing. Astrology seems so complex THE CHART IS CAST!!!! Apr 27, 2006 00:27:42 AM Evansville,IN 087W33'21" 37N58'29" CDT +05:00 Central Daylight Time The Ascendant is 9 degrees Capricorn The Planetary Hour is Jupiter The Aries Moon is in the Third House keeping company with Mercury and the North Node StillWater2's Socks represented by the Traditional Ruler of the fifth house - Taurus = Venus. Pisces Venus is in the Second HOuse keeping Company with Uranus StillWater is represented by Grouchy Old Saturn in the Seventh HOuse of Cancer - Grouchy because he has cold feet. Ah Ha aaa! That is the house of spouses and partners. His Partner is responsible for making his socks disappear.But What is the Motivation? The Aries Moon is in the Third HOuse with Mercury. Due to the fact that StillWater2 is a major league celebrity - the neighbors want his socks for souvenirs. They are like painting that will grow in value with time - eventually to be auctioned off for millions of dollars along with the VanGoghs and Picasso's.So Where are the missing socks????? His Spouse is selling them to the tourists - Not to worry - she's saving up the $$$$$$ so that they can go on a romantic cruise to the Bahamas or Beyond. |
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