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Photo Friday "O" is for Opera, Old Fart Dance & Multiple "Oh My's" When I go to the "O"ld Fart Dance. I notice that all my Dancing Partners are getting girlfriends. It's like Cupid is flying over my shoulder and anyone that I dance with gets the Arrow of L "O" V E! I did meet a Gentleman in a Cowboy Hat who sings. "Hello you devastatingly handsome man," I greeted him. I commented that I was heading to the car to get my glasses so I could determine if I had the winning raffle ticket. "How do you know if I am handsome if you don't have your glasses" he asked. They are dollar store reading glasses but nevertheless I put them on, walked up to him and commented, "Yep, you look just like Charlie Daniels but you sing a whole lot better!" Suddenly, he started whispering in my ear suggesting that we get together and do the wild thing. If I were looking for the Wild Thing the last place I would be looking for it is at the Old Fart Dance. It's Alcohol Free, Close to Home and a Good Place to dance but it's been my experience that casual Whoopee in never satisfactory. No Man's Land is much better than keeping company with schmucks with just one thing on their minds. "I'll tell you what Darlin," "I've got tickets to the Opera" "Would you like to go to the Opera?" I asked him. "The OPERA!!! No Way, I only do Country! he replies. "I might go to Nashville but NEVER the Opera!" Nashville would be alright but what an uncultured dufus. He would not be very good at the wild thing anyway. So.............I'll go to the Opera with a Girlfriend but Cupid and I are plotting when I get that old Redneck on the Dance Floor. The Arrow of Love is going pair him up with some old Gal who won't the difference.  Abracadabra  |
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