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Vice President Pence & the Bowling Green Coven Beltane Thyme was on the horizon and the Coven was looking for a male politician to utilize. They wanted to strip his down to his loincloths , slather jasmine oil all over his body, tie him to a tree stump and lap dance until all the sacred seeds yield to mother earth. The Grand HARPY declared - This man must be a real prude - someone who obviously won't enjoy it. The fun in in the challenge. Certainly not President Dufus, the Missis would pay top dollars to render him services that she didn't want to give him.    What about RANGER!!!!! New nothing sacred about that man. His Virtue is safe with us. Suddenly, the lights of Brilliance started Flashing all over the place and the Presidential March started playing. Vice President Mike Pence!!!! After a generous to Mrs. Pence's favorite charity - the Bowling Green Hags acquired the Vice President. A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL except by Ranger who had to spent all night with Dr. Ruth in a Hot Tub while she gave him instructions on Kama Sutra.  Abracadabra  |
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